I was in the middle of my daily hourly Oh No They Didn’t! perusal when I came across the funniest/saddest piece of information I’ve read all day: Lindsay Lohan has decided it’s not enough to just wear leggings every day of the year–now she wants to sell them. Curious about what they’ll look like? Lindsay told the magazine, “They’ll have designs. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns.” I would like to add that none of them will be a suitable substitute for pants, and don’t let Lindsay try to tell you otherwise.